Thursday, August 23, 2007

7 reasons to a stinging morning

'You' are rated an 'A+' for being the biggest turnoff in the early morning.
yet ive found excuses to disqualify 'You'.
aint i nice?

#1 MY alarm clock.
ok i dont blame you, cos im the one who set you on.

#2 others' alarm clocks.
please kindly put that alarm clock or whatever alarm-related device beside you and shut it off once it rings. if possible, dont let it snooze so much (:

#3 vacuum cleaners.
yes we appreciate the effort youre putting in to actually rid the dusts off the house but please be sweet enough to work only when everyone's awake.

#4 misty weather.
since we're not in control of the weather, i should comment no more.

#5 ringing of the house phone.
plainly because.. i detest picking up house calls. especially having to open up my ear to that ringer tone, is kinda disaster for me. well i wun grumble if you ring my cellphone. just a matter of me missing the call or rejecting it unintentionally.

#6 obviously, any bad news.
but we're the helpless ones regarding this issue. so i shan't make noise. the earlier we know it, the better it is for us right?

#7 'drillman'.
no youre unforgiven. i almost used up all my vulgarities in silence. fcktard? as much as i need the house back in complete perfect condition, can you Please choose a better time to do that?? at least dont fckin drill in the mornin as if everyone's gone for work, or better still, everyone's deaf. be considerate. youre not only affectin us, but also the residents stayin in #08- and #10-. more over, im on exam leave. be a lil courteous, i'd really appreciate that. im nice enough to actually blast the music to my ears and Try to go back to sleep. but obviously, to no avail. would you be a lil nicer to this sleepyass and continue the drilling job later? million thanks Lah dude.

and Yes drillman, congrats! youre the champion for this section.